![]() ![]() Okay this dude’s name is, according to the link Postcard sent me with his photo in it, Grantaire, which is really interesting because I had until this moment thought of him as “Granite.” He is in a love triangle with Enjolras and France, in that he loves Enjolras and Enjolras loves France, and France is actually a little more aware of Enjolras’s feelings than Enjolras is of Grantaire’s. JESUS SHITTING CHRIST HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS MOVIE? This is confusing to me vis a vis why none of the revolutionaries have been like TAKE YOUR FANCY COAT AND YOUR GRAVITY-DEFYING HAIR AND GET OUT MARIUS, although I suppose it is possible that that happens and I just don’t know about it? Anyway, man-tears and feelings-singing while everyone else is like, IDK, trudging through their grim existences/dying in filth and winning Oscars for it/leaving France increasingly desperate voicemails. If he is Marius, as I suspect him to be, he was supposed to get with Eponine (?) but got with Cosette instead (?) and is now playing wealthy tourist in revolution-ville (?). This one is Marius I’m like 85%, 95% sure this one is Marius. JAVERT! Stalking Jean Valjean all night! JAVERT! Stalking Jean Valjean all right! JAVERT! Says his name a lot! JAVERT! Probably kills everybody? I don’t mean to drop the rhyme, I just I get the distinct impression that he probably kills everybody. Has a picture of Russell Crowe in his pocket that he pulls out at night and says “Oh, how I hate you! But oh, how I love you,” not unlike that Kate Beaton nemesis comic and/or Helga from Hey Arnold. ![]() HIS NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN!!! He either stole a very important piece of bread or stole a piece of bread, importantly? Either way, prison is involved. Or possibly he is in love with France and revolution? It’s hard to tell, but definitely his attachment to both France and revolution has crossed the border into the realms of “unhealthy,” especially as I get the impression that revolution treats him bad and France never calls. He is the leader of the glorious revolution, and is in love with France!!! Or possibly he is in love with revolution. (Full disclosure: I had to make Postcard send me links to everybody’s pictures, because I don’t actually know all their names.) So! Here, for your reading pleasure, is my impression of Les Mis, as explained to me by tumblr. I know one thing from Les Miserables, and that is that Castle on a Cloud song because I had to sing it in middle school choir this one time. Typhoid Mary, John Macarthur, Zeus, George Washington, Dana Scully, Lady Peek, Amora the Enchantress, Tom Longboat, Lord Byron, Allen Ginsberg, Batman (Bruce Wayne), Severus Snape, Cinderella, Sara Josephine Baker, Percy Bryce Shelley, Thomas Jefferson, William Bligh, Nancy Drew, Katherine Sui Fun Cheung, Scamander, Wonder Woman (Diana Prince), Calpurnia, Benito Juarez, Georges Danton, Archimedes, Tiny Hermione, Harry Potter, Duke of Flam, Alexander Pope, Janet Jackson, Brown Recluse Spider-Man, Lois Lane, Cinna, Franklin Richards, Thomas Pine, Alexander Graham BELL, Alexander Pushkin, Ida B.So here’s the deal: I have never seen Les Miserables. Wells, Marc Antony, Julius Caesar, Archduke Ferdinand Maximilian, Black Canary, Narcis Monturiol I Estarriol, Thor, Achilles, James Madison, Superman (Clark Kent), Maximilian Robespierre, Ron Weasley, Alfred Kinsey, Alexander the Great, Fox Mulder, Frederic Chopin, Charles Darwin, Napoleon Bonaparte, Brutus, Edward the Black Prince, Franz Liszt, Leda, Fairy Godmother, Cassius, Camille Desmoulins, Carlota of Mexico ![]() Typhoid Mary, John Macarthur, Zeus, George Washington, Dana Scully, Lady Peek, Amora the Enchantress, Tom Longboat, Lord Byron, Allen Ginsberg, Batman (Bruce Wayne), Severus Snape, Cinderella, Sara Josephine Baker, Percy Bryce Shelley, Thomas Jefferson, William Bligh, Nancy Drew, Katherine Sui Fun Cheung, Scamander, Wonder Woman (Diana Prince), Calpurnia, Benito Juarez, Georges Danton, Archimedes, Tiny Hermione, Harry Potter, Duke of Flam, Alexander Pope, Janet Jackson, Brown Recluse Spider-Man, Lois Lane, Cinna, Franklin Richards, Thomas Pine, Alexander Graham BELL, Alexander Pushkin, Ida B.
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